What I Love About Modern Family

“Usually when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.” – Mitchell

“Life’s too short to be ruled by fear.  What do you say we get you the right dryer, princess” – Phil

“Lesson learned. When pressure builds to dangerous levels, it must be released” – Luke

“I want to hear your point, but right now this magic juice is going to help Mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar” – Claire

“If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself grape-flavored Triaminic” – Phil

“Don’t get me wrong, the Dunphys have some great days.  We just have trouble stringing them together” – Claire

“You guys exhaust me” – Lily

“I don’t know whether or not to be angry or impressed” – Claire

“They say the greats never let anything affect their performance.  Well, maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real-time wardrobe changes. But I’m not going to lie – it knocked me off my game” – Phil

“You know what I always say – I might be coach, but I like to travel first class” – Cam

“We didn’t say grace.  We said on your marks, get set, go!” – Cam

“For someone whose favorite words at a theater are ‘what did he say’, you overheard pretty good” – Gloria

“Sisters before misters” – Gloria

“Whatever happened to letting kids be themselves” – Jay

Ah, truer words have never been spoken.  Just when you think the writers for this show can’t top themselves, they not only top themselves, they outdo themselves.  Enjoy!  

Written by: Allyson Johns