4th Of July Jokes

For your 4th of July pleasure, here are my favorite 4th of July jokes from across the United States! Have a fun and safe celebration everyone! May the fireworks reign on!

1) Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
From Christy, age 14, Denver, CO

2) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
From Tom P., age 8, KY

3) What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
From Scott, age 11, Colorado

4) Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
From Big Al, a grownup, Frankfort, KY.

Source: SurfNetKids

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